I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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