This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We talked him into tasing himself.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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