Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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