Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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