What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Randomize
