Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Randomize
