u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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