these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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