He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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