He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
why do cheetos always look like penises
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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