THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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