Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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