forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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