u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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