I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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