Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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