Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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