physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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