i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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