okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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