Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I wish my penis had an off switch
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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