I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
