You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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