i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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