Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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