out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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