If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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