i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Randomize
