i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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