2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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