I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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