I feel like I'm in dance class right now
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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