Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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