She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just high enough for therapy.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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