ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Also, beer. Big fan.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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