I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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