why didn't you poke me back
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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