You're so nebulous sometimes
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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