Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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