we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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