I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
