just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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