the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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