are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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