After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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