Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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