I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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