pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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