i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize
