these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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