So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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