he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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