I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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