I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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