If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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