let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
